Brooke Carpenter

proud hufflepuff. lover of all things outdoors and Taco Bell.

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Anyone else’s baby just do super creepy things at night?? 😳

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

If I drink my green superfood in the morning I’m allowed to have an entire bag of dots pretzels in the afternoon, right? #science

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

I’m JUST finding out that my baby’s heart stopped during labor 3 months ago...Can’t decide if I had really good nurses or the absolute worst nurses?

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Anyone else already googling who the guy on the field was? 😂

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Everyone keeps complimenting me on how fast I’ve lost weight after baby and I’m like thaaaaanks it’s the overwhelming anxiety making me loose my appetite that’s doing the trick.

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

My ex and his family used to make me feel SO guilty about him driving 3 hours to come see me for three days. My husband has driven 5-6 hours A DAY just to sleep in the same bed as me. ❤️

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

An update on how this Red Bull partnership is going...I’m so dehydrated and so so awake.

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

If you need me I’ll be here crying cuz my baby is ready a week old and time is already going too quickly 😭

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

If you’re not using @_cocokind for your skincare essentials what are you even doing with your life?

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

@brooketrout422 just sayin

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

she's probably having a bad day, venmo her $100

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Just bought a @onepeloton as my push present to myself. 🤗🤗🤗

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Feeling personally attacked by the chick fil a worker who just said “I remember you, miss Brooke, you were here just a few days ago!”

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Is it acceptable to wear fuzzy camo crocs with a dress and denim jacket? Asking for a friend.

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Hubs just got a message from work saying that red bull sent him an impossibly large box of free drinks. Mom life just got so much easier 🤘🏻

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Took TWO naps today and maybe spent a total of 4 hours outside of my bed. I think it’s safe to say this baby is on his way. 🤞🏻

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Just cried in the starbucks drive through. So that’s where I’m at in life.

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

Not sure who told y’all that I owe you an explanation for why I chose to marry the person I did despite his career path but I don’t so ✌🏻

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

I just really want a chilled Twix crumbl cookie 😞

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

You guys my husband is one of those people who are good at everything and it’s so annoying. Like look at this picture. Honestly.

[Brooke Carpenter @brookecarp22]

@peytonmulder97 Your little one is happy and healthy and beautiful! People are seriously just so dumb. 🤦🏻‍♀️