my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!
Mom: call me more
School: remember that big project’s due next week
Work: do your job better
Friends: ur never free lately :(
Body: yikes
School: finals r soon study up!
Mom: hello?
Work: long hours, lil $, sry bout it
Friends: yo we never see you
Sleep: sis where tf u been?
Me: