Brooke

[Himmy Neutron @ATXHimmy]

Hold on y’all I gotta take this

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

😭

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Bam’s shoe game is A’One 🔥

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

Daniel when I told him my engagement ring fell off while I was washing my hands at Jefferson’s and some random drunk girl helped me dig through the trash until we found it:

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

*me listening to my mother recommend the Call Her Daddy podcast to our male waiter at dinner*

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

@leahgrace14 @doodlnoodl Take one for the team Leah damn

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

@Cali_Miranda5 @leahgrace14 Not the gerd

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

*Daniel and I walk past a 6 year old on a scooter with no parents in sight*

Daniel: “What if I just kicked that scooter right out from under her?”

Me: “… and here I was thinking someone might kidnap her…”

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

@lebronbron14 I can’t even think about it or I’ll start spiraling.

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

@sydneysegers The math ain’t mathin’.

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

@sydneysegers The math ain’t mathin’.

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

I just found out recently that Arthur is not a bear but is, in fact, an aardvark and I literally have not been able to think about anything else.

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

And I be lovin my young, hip parents.

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

Everyone at the table: “my parents were born in 1957.” “Oh mine were born in 1960.” “Nah, mine were born in 1952!!”

Me: “…mine were born in 1972.”

Everyone at the table:

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

No.

[Harry Potter Posts @muggle_facts]

J.K. Rowling says that Hermione should have ended up with Harry instead of Ron

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

My podcast debut.

P.S. Daniel got me a pack almond joys for Valentine’s Day.

[Ghost N. Ajar @ghostnajar]

The episode has been live since yesterday at noon (as usual), but here’s the link in case you haven’t listened yet!

https://t.co/w8tY8sDx7l

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

She’s my favorite character.

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

@laci_cole If it doesn’t happen I’m calling Zendaya MYSELF!

[Brooke @Brookeeazy]

Look I’ll pass out ok