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[Sash @sashedelic]

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Who would've guessed.

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@TiagoMe0767011 Nobody feels bad for you

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@BrandonHuston15 @BimmyChimmy @tripleplaycards It’s just so hard to feel bad for degenerate gamblers

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

@Uncommonsince76 “I miss him so much”

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@fau1in @MMAUNCENSORED1 @NateDiaz209 Wonder how many people would’ve still felt like this if the khamzat fight actually happened

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@FatKidDeals Do you have another code for the compressor? It’s not working.

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

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[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

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[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

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[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@PaulJacksonMMA @reiwelldel @CotyMMA Bro, these guys are just trying to rage bait you. Herb is notorious for bad stoppages and letting fighters take unnecessary damage. these people want him to take five more elbows, and have his hand and forearm and ribs fractured.
Notice how he didnt protest the stoppage he knew

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@YusZenith @ThatsProfitCole @LeroneMurphy @dc_mma DC had a 10 minute segment on his podcast just glazing him with his coach the day prior

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@TheoVon @bullyb170 Lmao gonna forget that name real fast

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i’ve never seen a cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

okay but he legit looks like he was just blowing him in this photo

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“As our special gift to you, we’ll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season”

[mukesdayo @mukesdayo]

@FFAdviceNetwork Calvin Austin or ray ray mccloud? PPR