found $5 in my pocket and immediately went and got Taco Bell. some invest in stocks, some invest in property, I invest in temporary dopamine rushes to my brain
on the train last night heading home from the bars, holding popeyes. Guy sits down next to me, he’s holding canes. different chicken, different worlds. and yet… somehow, the same. We never spoke. But God, it was sacred
A baby started a staring contest with me hour 1 of this flight. HA. He didn’t know who he was challenging. 3 hours later and we’re still going strong. Stupid baby
I hate when it’s cold outside and dog owner doesn’t put those little boots on their dogs. Not because I care about the dogs comfort, but because who are you to deny me the pleasure of seeing a dog in those stupid little boots?