brooke ashley eden

singer/songwriter/smart ass. i have a tattoo of Dolly Parton holding a possum & that’s pretty much all you need to know about me.

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

petition to change horse back cops to law enhorsement

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

@mckyeehaw whomever was against this lamp, come talk to me, I just have a few questions!!! (this lamp is amazing!!!)

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

@Magistrelli93 Love you friend. 💖

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

about to be me in June lololol

[Sam Sanders @DreamSong77]

These guys watching boygenius, very wholesome, you love to see it.

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

I’m just really sick & tired of reading how disgusting & evil I am because I’m queer. You can only block out so much of it, ya know?

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

An actual text I sent my best friend: “Hey, can I have a sleepover with your dogs this week? You can hang too but I just want to hug the bois & snuggle dem so hard so your attendance is not mandatory.”

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

This is Levi. Aka Pood, Poodie, Poodie Doodie, Poodie Booty, Choopie Choopie, Choop Choops, Chicken Thickems, Ticken, & bay-beeeeee.

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

What is your cat’s name, what is their nickname, and how did you get there? I’ll go first. Radish > Radish Bo’Badish > Radishi Bonbichi Smonsmeechikins > Smeechi.

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

Y’all my friend 3D printed me a one of a kind, rainbow possum crown I AM SCREAMINF

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

@EmilysOwl dude, I’m about to see a psychiatrist for this same thing & it gives me SO MUCH HOPE.

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

y’all I tried stand up for the first time tonight & didn’t literally die & actually had Tun & want to do it again??? stay tuned for Brooke’s Stand Up Era???

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

& I oop—

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

finally got to bust this baby out after a hot minute & riding is truly one of the few things that make my head get quiet. she lookin’ goooooooood & brain is feelin’ gooooooooood.

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

@themightyjulie I guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow!! I was so curious but did not wanna be the first to try, but I’m sold now 😹

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

@zyswest my switch was also my “please let me have ONE THING” purchase & I do not regret it one bit! enjoy friend!!

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

am I the queer barista people crush on???

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

I would die for Mia Goth okay thanks byeeeee

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

y’all I think I might audition for a musical for I believe the first time since I graduated with my BFA in musical theatre in 2018. 👀👀👀 (theatre school realllly turned me off to theatre because irony)

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

and Rihanna was only 17 when she dropped Pon De Replay

[brooke ashley eden @BrookeEden96]

everyone, I committed the cardinal sin of thinking “these ain’t hitting, let me eat more” & then I ate more. They are in fact hitting & i shouldn’t have eaten more 🍄. I’ll see y’all next year when I get off whatever planet I’m about to launch myself to. ✌🏻🤘🏻🚀🎉🍭🤤💖😹