Brooke Eitzen

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Commercial in the middle of play during the USA World Cup game? Get your s*** together @YouTubeTV

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Apparently 1 week isn’t brought time to update the TV guide? Come on @CBSSportsNet @thekccurrent

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

How do I get #korg to be my Siri voice? @Apple @TaikaWaititi

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Starting to feel a little bit like a frog in a pot of water… 🐸

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Why is it that it seems that no one listens until you start to get hysterical - then they make you feel like you are being “overly emotional” about the situation? 🤔🤨🖕

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

You know you’re a millennial when:
It’s 1:30 am, tornado sirens are going off, and you grab your work computer because you “don’t want to have to deal with that in the morning”

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

#asksnacks what are your favorite pregame and postgame snacks??
@lynnraenie @sammymewy

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

@thekccurrent in case you are looking for recommendations for the Supporters Stand, how about the “Outer Banks”? #kccurrent #bluecrew #kcbaby

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

@breitzen Let me send you our login info bro

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Hey @BallySportsKC if you are only going to let us watch our teams through your platform make sure the stream actually works…

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Do all millennials strongly identify with “2000’s Heartache” Spotify playlist regardless of where they are or what they are doing… asking for a friend…

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

When he trims his beard mere hours after I cleaned the sink

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Nothing mentally prepares you for the insecurity you feel when a spider crawls down your arm IN YOUR OWN HOME 😳

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

@KCWoSo spirit in our new @TedLasso jerseys 🤍 #KCBaby

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

Pipe dream: Be part of the UWNT Soccer team, not to play, just to be friends with all of them @USWNT

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

If anyone wondered how quickly I can go from 100% fine to raging maniac - just stick me on a grounded plane without food for 3 hours #hangry

[Brooke Eitzen @brookeeeitzen]

@paramountplus wish I could actually watch the @KCWoSo game on the only service that streams it instead of trying to find updates on Twitter