Brooke Martin

Sales Rep, Wife, Non-Vegetarian. I like to lift heavy things and sometimes put them over my head, ready trashy novels, & run only when absolutely necessary.

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

The worst thing about this Christmas is that nobody rearranged my “Merry Christmas” blocks to make them say “Creamy Shits” ☹️ Merry Christmas anyway! 🎄🎅🏼

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

mood

[Warren Sapp @WarrenSapp]

Hold up, are those Leggings and thigh boots

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

If you want to see some hippies get violent, take a trip to the #Asheville Trader Joe’s parking lot on a Saturday afternoon

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

Just watched #WonderWoman. Now actively looking for stunt woman classes, hand to hand combat instruction, and flattering leotard.

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

I could read these Tennessee tweets all night #AppvsTenn

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@CharlottDougAir 1 hour wait for baggage???

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

I love the people on the plane that jump up and stand in the aisle as soon as you land. We're in row 31. We're not going anywhere.

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@fitbit Thank you for your awesome #customerservice! My ChargeHR quit on me & after trying all the solutions, I'm being sent a new one!

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

The white hair is really working for Matthew Modine. #StrangerThings

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@waze Extend it! I love @TPAIN's commands!!

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

Great job @PatMcCroryNC. Way to go. https://t.co/sQInVDw24I

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@MichaelsStores Jordan at the Fayetteville, Georgia store is just amazing! Great customer service and great attitude! We love him!

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

Come on @unicode- we need a #Stoutmoji for us #darkbeer drinkers! https://t.co/kVXih3bvLd

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

I'm not the only one! And I totally agree with Grandpa Munster, too. https://t.co/Ck1R2EwAd2

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Here are a bunch of things people think Ted Cruz looks like https://t.co/grWLwyXVRu

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

Ted Cruz looks like The Count from Sesame Street. #GOPDebate

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

Are we having a "We Are the World" moment right now? Is that what this is? #SB50 #superbowlhalftime

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@ladygaga nailed it!! She is the queen. #LadyGagaSuperBowl #SuperBowl

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@AHSFX Can't wait to check in for the finale tonight! #AmericanHorrorStory #AHSHotel

[Brooke Martin @brookeehembree]

@QuestNutrition Did you guys change the flavor of the Double Chocolate Chunk??