Brooke Skinner

strong advocate for all things containing gluten

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

You're not officially drinking with the boys until someone yells "LETS FUCKING GOOOO" in the background of your snap story

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

@anmarria I bought a Burts bees paw cream on Amazon and we’ve been using that since he was little!

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

Has anyone told the Americans they won’t be able to attend super bowl if they keep this shit up? Have we tried that approach?

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

@megansizer American eagle 1000%

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

@jesstrunzo American eagle next level stretch & mom shorts !!

[Ste-fawn @galleds814]

How are you gonna say All Lives Matter when just two months ago you wanted to sacrifice your grandma for the economy?

[tay. @taywubs]

BREAKING NEWS: nation that has continuously bombed the middle east for 19 years claims violence isn’t the answer

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told "no" in their life.

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

My fish died today

2020 really is the worst

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

@samanthalewiss Aerie or fashion nova

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

@jayuhl14 I accept cash or e transfer

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

Therapist: so what have we learned about coping after a hard day

Me: face-

Therapist: nooooo

Me: face mask

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

Actually the craziest thing that’s happening right now is people still trying to sell stuff on fb marketplace ?????

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

PSA: hanging out with your s/o in public then heading back to your separate family homes IS THE OPPOSITE of social distancing.

[Paulie @PaulieYodice]

A nice little read for you selfish fucks

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

Those who are stocking up on toilet paper are the same people who don’t get their flu shot

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

During this time everyone SHOULD watch Pandemic. Educate yourself.

[alda @aldaszn]

There’s a show on Netflix called Pandemic... 100% recommend DON’T watch it. Everything that’s happening now, happens in it. And it’s SCARY.

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

Me 8 months ago: “I am so excited to start my career as an ICU nurse I wonder what I’ll experience!!”

COVID-19:

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

when the grandparents are isolating themselves:

[Brooke Skinner @brookeeskinner]

Healthcare professionals: “Wash your hands and stay inside if you’re experiencing symptoms”

The population: “So I need to stock up on hand sanitizer, visit every grocery store for toilet paper and go to emerge if I show no symptoms?”