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[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Today, I went to the grocery store and purchased $20 worth of vegetables.

I now have a $20 trade deficit with the grocery store.

They clearly ripped me off.

I will now cut off all trade with the grocery store and let my family starve in order to Make My Household Great Again.

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

If the American presidency had been infiltrated by a foreign agent working against America's interests, how would you even meaningfully tell the difference?

[brooke @brookefries82]

The photo is just Janelle with a backdrop of houseguests 😂

[Janelle Pierzina @JanellePierzina]

And people wonder why I was targeted day 1 by the cast. 🤣🤣🤣 #BB28

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

Btw he got expedited removal instead of being left to languish for months, and was deported to his home country which is not in the midst of severe economic/civil unrest, and immediately got put in front of cameras to share how he cried for 1 hour.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Hit community show Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood airs its 912th and final episode after 33 years on the air.

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

People are evicted by being nominated and subsequently being voted out by the majority of the house. Don’t let tonight’s favorable outcome blind you from that fact.

Tonight is not Big Brother, just like it wasn’t Big Brother during White Locust last year #BB28

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Wait. So a woman in the military was raped by her commanding officer, because he used his key to sneak into her quarters, and a judge just decided that being raped was "one of her duties" and declared it a workplace accident??????????
Who the fuck is this judge? How does one even come to that conclusion??

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster?

Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

Director: what

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Melody is tired of Kamu making comments about how he can’t wait for Melody to change her mind about not wanting kids, even though she has explicitly stated she does not want kids. Melody says she hopes Kamu does not have kids #bb28

[Zack Perez @TheZackPerez]

How Angela plays Big Brother:

#BB28

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

AI companies shovelling AI into anything without any regards to safety or the spread of misinformation because it's more important to them they get as many people to adopt the technology as possible than caring about the harm they're doing.

[Tooms @ToomsBB_]

Lyric to Mallory: With guys...you have to leave them wanting more.
Melody: You just need to take a step back & realize men are genuinely awful. Like yes, there's good guys out there, but at a baseline, they are awful people. And that'll really help. #bb28

[Allan @TheAllanAguirre]

Put Cassidy on the MTV Show.

She's here to actually have some fun. That's the one big thing missing from these CBS seasons.

Also, after all these years, Survivor fans get #Bichele

#TheChallengeUSA

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

This is amazing 😭 #bb28

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

Things You "Need To Know" - Day 11 #BB28

WHAT. A. DAY.

1. Everyone clears the air after locking Rome out of HoH. Rome apologizes as well for the way he spoke to everyone...but the house vibes are strange
2. Angela prepares to call out Jason on his lies (after noms)
3. Jason cries (sometimes fake?) throughout the day when he realizes where noms are headed
4. Angela wins the BB Time Capsule Vote, but fails her challenge. She is the Egg Detective for the week.
5. Devens nominates Jason/Lyric/Melody
6. Feeds return to Angela and Jason arguing about his lies, Rome yelling @ Haley telling her no one likes her, LaTrice crying
7. Roman Empire thinks Haley is running things
8. Dee: "That's the best day of my life"
9. Rome gives Devens props for using "my words against me" after Devens forced Rome to only save two people (who he ended up nominating)
10. Taylor encourages LaTrice to stay calm and let everyone else fight each other
11. Rome cries around the house for sympathy
12. Mallory/Melody agree to vote out Jason over Rome if possible
13. Rome wants to win veto, but save Lyric

What To Watch For Today:
- Veto Draw
- Veto Results

[𝓑𝓑𝓛𝒾𝑜𝓃🦁 @BBLionOteV]

this is so funny.. angela praying to the bb gods #bb28 😭

[𝓑𝓑𝓛𝒾𝑜𝓃🦁 @BBLionOteV]

3mins of pure chaos after nomination ceremony #bb28

[brooke @brookefries82]

@JunDishes The only part I had a problem with was him telling drew/melody about it. Don't tell people how manipulative you are!