Brooke Gordon

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News By Naomi, Episode 1 @KamalaHarris @cnnbrk

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@ihatefloss @Fletch825 As long as you bring home the tuna.

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@ihatefloss You can always call dad.

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I have gotten to the age when I underline words in greeting cards. #FathersDay

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Called my dad to say hi and he said he was logging on to a meeting. He then said “sorry, love you, peace dog!” He is my favorite.

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Every morning I get motivational messages from my friend. This morning’s is 🔥. Or should I say 🌊?#moana #workoutmotivation

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@ihatefloss I want both.

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Now accepting early holiday gifts...

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My worst fear has come true. There’s a huge mutant cricket in our apartment and we couldn’t catch it and now he wanders free just waiting to attack us.

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@MsSammieRose Yep

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Mom [poses question asking for help]

Sister, middle child [offers sweet sentiment]

Brother, youngest child [acknowledges problem has existed for longer time than known]

Me, eldest child [provides reasonable, humane advice]

Don’t tell me birth order isn’t real

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I have a very serious question. Who cleans up these huge messes on @MasterChefJrFOX ? They deserve a raise.

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Sharing Spotify with @fletch825 is extra nerdy.

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Watching @broadcity with the @ilazer to my @abbijacobson 👭

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Hey @OriginalComfy, we love you. Please sponsor us.

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Third grader holiday plans: “Candy, candy and memes.”

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Asked a group of 3rd graders what the most important thing in life is. Take your guesses.

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My family’s group text is pretty tough

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Target is filled with men doing last minute Xmas shopping and asking their toddlers for gift advice.