Brooke Graham

I like sunflowers.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Woke up strong on vegan day 2 and then I was forcefully handed salmon & lox and how TF do you turn that down (u don’t af)

[StarbucksDunfermline @StarbucksDunf]

Help us get behind our #cheerforgood campaign as we try and get 2k for @FifeGingerbread. Just retweet.

Or support our selection box collection in store 💚 #givegood

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[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Today I️ learned that student loans are actually wildly real and like u can’t slip them into ur moms carriage unannounced like other things

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Hears a loud noise, feels wetness splatter on back. Patient drops urinal, Brooke successfully gets golden shower. FUCKINGBLESSED #kinky

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Yes hunni please come into break room where im peacefully enjoying lunch and talk on speaker phone 6+ decibels louder than evr needed!!!!

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

u know that feeling you’ve been waiting for when you’re bought to get the “OK ur free 2 go” then someone raises there Mfuckn hand askin a Q

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

@FunniestVines @JMPimp2

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Legit thought Kendrick Lamar and Lamar Odom were the same person till last week ( this thought brought me back 2 Twitter )

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Today my dad asked me what "glean" is. Told him it was truly called lean. He said "that used to be called a Robo-cocktail". Kk dad!!?? #purp

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

I loved Arthur with the foodball head... heeeey Arthuuur !! @emily never forget

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Cuz pretty sure I just broke 2 of my toes and this is why bars are dangerous but you smile through the pain

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

No but do u remmemba Oreo cakesters ??

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Saw the real life Joe Biden at the airport yesterday. Nothing else happened tho that was it

[Rachel @hailsboca]

MY MAN!!!!

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Picture this: at the gym there are ten bikes. I am on one of them, 9 are free. Y u pick the one exactly next to me// y u smell like onion

[nick @necksosa]

They changed the Hollywood sign again..

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Today my yoga teacher said "it's okay to feel super woozy or nauseous" like comforting cuz I was boutta yak, but low key alarming

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

*watching Harry Potter with my mom* "oh is this the one we're dumbledorf gets killed by snipe"??

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

Googled "do I have a brain tumor quiz" cuz my head achy AF and I'm like v over dramatic, but results finna come via email, stay tun3d