bro

i happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation

[bro @brookeinlibra]

you can Italian this sausage

[bro @brookeinlibra]

i love stealing my boyfriend’s jokes and using them on my coworkers

[bro @brookeinlibra]

i’m right where i wanna be guys

[K-Drizzy @Kona_7210]

Brookes snoring on the couch while I get dinner ready is how I know its monday-friday lol

[bro @brookeinlibra]

@Kona_7210 wait i’m excited

[bro @brookeinlibra]

“oh wait i dry humped him too”

[bro @brookeinlibra]

walmart doesn’t carry flasks?

[bro @brookeinlibra]

i know i should work my core more but what if i don’t want to!!!!! what if i literally hate every ab workout what then!!!!

[bro @brookeinlibra]

jersey mikes is so stingy with their points wym two sandwiches is only 14 points ?!

[bro @brookeinlibra]

everyone’s getting pregnant it’s so scary to me

[bro @brookeinlibra]

getting h*gh and watching love island i feel like a girlie girl again

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[bro @brookeinlibra]

it’s hell getting old bro i get carsick in stop and go traffic now

[bro @brookeinlibra]

i wish there were bring your boyfriend to work days

[bro @brookeinlibra]

@Kona_7210 yeah i told you it was sentient

[bro @brookeinlibra]

‘i’m literally dying in front of you and you’re opening reels?’

[bro @brookeinlibra]

nothing is ever casual about intimacy

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

Having to walk to the free weights with a big ass butt!

[bro @brookeinlibra]

boyfriend had s*x w me just so i’d be more inclined to pick dinner

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

Shortly after the election I grieved for and later made peace with the extremely uncomfortable fact that most of us are going to die significantly earlier than we would like, and the cause may very well trace a direct line to the actions of this administration.

[bro @brookeinlibra]

ass so fat it’s almost obscene for me to wear leggings at the gym anymore