Brooke Sassin

[Brooke Sassin @brookeisha]

Just in case y'all forgot about this gem... #nationalvolleyballday

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[cole @wyacole]

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mercury is in retrograde again.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[cj @wsgadIibs]

me when i check my front door for my package that i ordered 2 minutes ago and it’s not there

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The little rascals sneaking into an R rated movie

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[Kara @karafagan]

If I got an ABS challenge wrong I’d be so embarrassed then I’d ask everyone in the if dugout if they were mad at me

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*

Me (shy): “This is perfect”

[Tori @ToriTheMom]

The Olympics make me feel like I should stretch or hydrate or something

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

i don't play about my nonverbal time.

[deerly | edtwt @deerlycals]

we’re in hell actually

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i love saying “oh” cause like oh

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Just call me Belly

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Tyreek Hill on his way home to beat the shit out of his wife and 15 kids

[Tayler Saucedo @tsauce7]

I understand wanting me gone after today and this year as a whole. Nobody is more disappointed with how this year has gone for me than myself. Trust me i want to win just as much as all of you whether im here or not. But messaging me this bullshit and my girlfriend and sending this stuff is beyond baseball. It’s insane how comfortable people are sending this stuff to not only me but my partner. Tell me I suck all you want that’s fine but at some point we gotta get a grip.

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m addicted to looking at the menu for a restaurant i’m going to in 4 days