brooke ✧･ﾟ

holden caulfield if he was a girl

[Meg (they/them) @meganroseruiz]

Sorry I enjoyed the polka dot art, didn’t realize she was doing advanced racism

[Mansa @_MansaTre]

It’s always “I grew up around Black ppl so I can say nigga” and never “I grew up with Black ppl so I’m going to fight for reparations” .

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

why is your penis on a dead girls phone.

[may💐 @graveunfurling]

actually horny women are a discriminated and misunderstood minority

[brooke ✧･ﾟ @brookeishiding]

@godspeed_aflame @micaiahfan this is anthropology

[i've cream @uchislawspt2]

everybody "quirky" and "weird" until they meet a real retarded bitch like me

[brooke ✧･ﾟ @brookeishiding]

@nourishedbytime i know

[I Pray for the Carbz…From Day to Day @sissythatpatch]

When I know I haven’t been going to shit I just be quiet like yall have fun☺️ HAJAJSJSJSJSJSJSD

[angélica @carmelasopranos]

when a woman comes on screen in the sopranos and you already know tony is gonna cheat on carmela with her

[c @cokebeyc]

song so good i stopped microwaving my food

[brooke ✧･ﾟ @brookeishiding]

he’s like my boyfriend that died before i got into my current relationship

[ari @Slingness]

Applied to the same job position for the 6th time

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Hangover so bad I’m on Google Maps looking at my childhood home in 2009

[periodflavouredjuulpod @xxclxi]

i cant have a boyfriend i deadass have to stop myself from age regressing a bit

[skippy @damnitskip]

good morning

[Fan del Pan (espose de le dark presence) @cherro2zardius]

@genreisswag Guy who has a fuck the system shirt but is friends with a cop and a pedophile

[Brent “The Eater” Peterson @therealestEATER]

I got friends from high school who didn’t go to college who still post when they go through a car wash