Brooke Collier

MU Tiger ‘19 “I actually had fun with you tonight.”-cousin “I love that you’re a reservation girly.” -best friend

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

#MaineSenate

Maine voter interviewed by the Washington Post

“I like Susan Collins… But God could be running as a Republican and I would vote against him or her because I think this country will be destroyed if Trump has another two years unfettered.”

https://t.co/tPCuDTDIgm

[Inquisitor Himbo Juan @AndeanHermedic]

You heard the Pope, using AI makes you ugly, ontologically hollow, and worst of all, Protestant

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

bf and i recently became physical newspaper subscription people and as it turns out it actually does make you better than everyone else?

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

having an austen girl autumn: no money, no prospects and already a burden to my parents

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: MSNOW: “You voted for him three times. Are you disappointed?”

Triple MAGA Iowan: “Very disappointed, very disappointed.”

MSNOW: “Why?”

Triple MAGA Iowan: “Because the prices haven’t gone down…I don’t know, I just, I’m over it I think, over the Trump thing, the Trump wagon, whatever you wanna call it.”

MSNOW: “He promised no new foreign wars, we’re almost six months into…”

Triple MAGA Iowan: “…we got Iran war, whatever going on over there.”

MSNOW: “How do you feel about that war.”

Triple MAGA Iowan: “I think we need to bring the troops home and just be done with it, let them do whatever they want to do and just be done with it or blow them up, whatever.”

MSNOW: “If you could give a grade to the economy, A through F…”

Triple MAGA Iowan: D-, yep D-…just cause like you said, everything’s expensive, gas is expensive, I gotta put put gas in this morning to come here, it was $4.50 a gallon versus two, three bucks…before all this…”

MSNOW: “You said you’re over the Trump thing. Do you regret your vote for President Trump?”

Triple MAGA Iowan: “Yes, yes, I would go back…and rethink some things over.”😳

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Jalen Hurts (Eagles) and Tyler Shough (Saints) are the only two quarterbacks in the NFL currently registered as democrats.

[Sherry Poppins Curry @SherryPoppinsNY]

Thankfully, I got the Moderna shot, so dolly will always be a part of me.

[Jane Austen @austendaily]

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

if a single unmarried woman becomes the first female president i will lib the fuck out i’m so sorry but i will wear the stars and stripes as a shirt for a month straight

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

I will feel better and more hopeful toward the future after I clean up all of the miscellaneous little piles around my apartment

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

When people ask me for my thoughts on current events but I try not to have any thoughts that aren’t billable

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

genuinely hilarious review of the jd vance book

https://t.co/aoTZ2QsDEl

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

i have to blog the pope needs me…

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

The nicest people in the country live along I-35 and they get progressively less nice the further away you get

This is a theory I’ve developed in years of traveling that hasn’t failed me yet

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

Americans in Europe: I love Europe!

Europeans: Of course you do, we’re better in every way. Now go home.

Europeans in America: I love America!

Americans: Awesome! We’re having a BBQ Saturday, you should totally come!!

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’m crying y’all please don’t go home 😭😭

[Tommo @LUFC1992_v2]

State number 6 unlocked ✅

Farewell Missouri.

Your food was immense
Your beer was delicious
Your people even better 🤍

[Faber @dfaber84]

Europeans after discovering Waffle House, BBQ, Military Flyovers and Pickup Trucks.