"There are people who still read the newspaper."
-- new #stlcards club president Anuk Karunaratne during press conference to announce his promotion.
You heard it here, folks.
You can read about it here: https://t.co/Z7UtaZEPwN
I’m not very smart or discerning so I can’t really contribute when people are giving out their cultural superlatives. My preferred writer is whoever I’m reading right now. The best movie is whatever I recently watched. My favorite cut of steak is the one on my plate.
sometimes i hear things at city hall that i can't put in the newspaper but i still want to tell everyone about. the jefferson city fire chief knows how to breakdance.
i think on the last day of the legislative session they should put bouncy castles on the capitol lawn like field day on the last day of elementary school.
also all the senators should get under one of those rainbow parachute things