b

a bank is just a paper bag with fancier walls.

[b @brookeneal_]

last night I had a dream that I spent $105 on an ice cream cone.

I've never had a dream describe my personality more accurately.

[Erika Kirk @MrsErikaKirk]

Live your life worthy of the calling.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THEY GROW UP SO FAST…

🥹🥹🥹

[Koozie 🇳🇴 @Kooz_WRLD]

“He ate 70 hot dogs is what he did! He was a brave American professional eater. And in this house Joey Chestnut is a hero - end of story!”

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

As we gathered for our meeting at the White House yesterday, JD Vance mentioned to us that he had never before visited the Oval Office. I told him and President Trump that I HAD to capture the moment on video. Only in America can a hardworking young man from Appalachia rise from his humble circumstances to enter the Oval for first time as VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. What a country! 🇺🇸

[Christy Love Kelly✨ @Kelly4Humanity]

Elegance is back

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Trump returning to the White House

[bri @brie_alyssa]

🫵🏽 YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Those ducks didn’t deserve Tony

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[b @brookeneal_]

@BarstoolBigCat Mahomes & Kelce must be beefin’

[b @brookeneal_]

@schnipke_cg You’re putting in the work tonight

[b @brookeneal_]

Valiant effort @Browns 🫶🏼🧡🤎

[b @brookeneal_]

crying in the club rn

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Baby boy has arrived. Mom and baby are doing great. I cried my eyes out again. Best thing in the world. Someday when he’s older we’ll watch back Rough and Rowdy 21 and have a good laugh about how I almost missed his birth because Shizzat Da Rizzat was in a retirement bout.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Solo Tour 2023. Just like the early days. I’ll be playing old songs. Newer songs. Songs you haven’t heard yet that I’ll be road testing - all on acoustic, electric, and piano. Hope to see you there…
John