Helen Brooker

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox Daughters first ever class photo in year R and she got the hump with the teacher so just as they said cheese she turned away… so right in the middle of these cute 4 and 5 year olds was just the back of her head! And all first class photos went in the local paper too 🤣

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@rijones1976 @sarajcox Me too - I was 4!!!!

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox Watership Down…. Mum took me as my first ever cinema trip as it was about bunnies and the area we live in… you can imagine the trauma that caused 🤣 I had a meltdown, screaming and crying and had to leave… think she was equally traumatised!

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@Maccadonut999 But the handy thing was having access to AAHelp (before the days of apps) to track the patrol on route and how his name before he arrived 😂

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox Driving a convertible car when it’s sunny with the roof up… why buy one if you don’t get the roof down (used to own one and roof down whenever sun was out even if -3 degrees 😂)

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@PhilBirdBFC @sarajcox When I was a student I used to either a) put a random item in their trolley or b) move their trolleys if they were really distracted and then stand back and watch the confusion

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox Can we make it illegal to walk and text on your phone like it is with driving please?! Just look where you’re going rather than walking into me or worse just suddenly stopping without warning
Thanks Sara! #saraforprimeminister

[Basingstoke Gazette @BasGazette]

Friend honours boxing coach who died with challenge he was 'desperate to do' https://t.co/69VcaLsW8u

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox My daughter was most surprised to see a documentary narrated by the legend that is David Attenborough on reindeer… she believed that (and I quote) ‘they were made up animals like unicorns’… all cute until you realise she was 16 a the time 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

Mabel had her say - vote for @Number10cat
#dogsatpollingstations

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@Rylan @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer Absolutely loved that - not sure what to expect but that was a wonderful programme and can’t wait for the rest of the series - you two 🥰🥹

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox @doctor_dr_your husband needs his own slot on the show 🤣 love these

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@sarajcox Running fast (for me) then wine 🍷

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@runner_emz @UKRunChat @LondonMarathon The Limehouse area around half way and 22 miles is fun but not heaving - tube to Shadwell and a short walk to the course

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@FeralMother44 @sarajcox Ha ha ha me too! I was 4 and family live on the real Watership Down.. mother thought it was about fluffy bunny families… apparently she had to take me out half way through as I was screaming the place down 🤣

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

Has anyone else had such ridiculously terrible customer service from @O2 that you have to look around to check it’s not @antanddec doing a prank?

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@Wonderwoman76 First time I had watched it today - bloody loved it!

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@Wonderwoman76 Best bit will be the judgement on your BMI from someone who perhaps should take their own advice 🙄 I’m a size 8 bar the 🍉🍉 and was told to lose weight 🤣

[Helen Brooker @brookerh]

@anniespof @sarajcox Ha ha that happened to my student midwife daughter a few months ago (ended up and emergency c section but did get to take her teacher to meet her daughter for the first time 🥰 which was really special for both of them!)

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Male Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

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