Brooke Tucker

Things are only as awkward as you make them 🌞✌🏼🌻

[PHORA @PHORAONE]

Never apologize for being you..

[ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts]

#Aquarius: They live by a certain set of rules which might seem completely absurd to someone else, but makes perfect sense to them. Waiting for everything to fall into place simply won’t do for you.

[Brooke Tucker @Brooketucker722]

Get you a girl who can do both https://t.co/w1pBo6nMn2

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

MOOD

[Brooke Tucker @Brooketucker722]

500 days of summer. I threw it away as soon as it was over and haven’t watched it since https://t.co/nerrRvByDa

[Jamilah King @jamilahking]

But a dollar is also real American currency, enough to buy two Baby Ruths.

[Brooke Tucker @Brooketucker722]

I’d ask you to go fishing but after seeing your beautiful face I ran out of lines #DorkyPickupLines 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

Always curious Caleb developed quite an affinity for the families brunch time waiter.🖐🏼🍌

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

Thank you the University of North Texas for this.😂 I smell a new mascot!

[Brooke Tucker @Brooketucker722]

S

[Sylvia @SylviaObell]

Offset broke out the dictionary for his Instagram press release 😭

[Pinkpocket @PinkRainbows69]

Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs

[steph / pinned tweet! @M4DAMSATAN]

MULDER AND SCULLY FUCKED, RETWEET FOR GOOD LUCK IN 2018.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Yeah but like... it's like really cold in Texas rn too. https://t.co/RzHp3tt0wS

[Brooke Tucker @Brooketucker722]

#brandic we miss you https://t.co/R25fpoS7Gf

[Recession In Decatur @Tariq_Charles]

Nelly: I’m goin down, down, baby, your street in a Range Rover, street sweeper baby, cocked,ready to let it go
6 year old me, not knowing that this was about a drive-by: