Jordan Jimenez

DMC Event Coordinator | Snow Cone Connoisseur | @HaloTopCreamery Fanatic | Weight Lifting Enthusiast | #txst alumna

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Yeah but like... it's like really cold in Texas rn too. https://t.co/RzHp3tt0wS

[GREIGSY @Greigsy]

Anyone moaning about the weather...could be worse, this is village of Oymyakon in Russia where it is currently -62c!!!!

[Nathan Vickers @nathanvickers]

Our realtor shared this with us this morning and it’s pretty spot on.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Sure potatoes are back at @tacobell but what’s the status on the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos?!

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

@netflix are we ever going to get another season of Living With Yourself or should I add that to the list of things COVID stole from me?

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

The true Texas Governor has spoke. Wear your fkn masks.

[Tom Miller @TomMillerNews]

HEB reverses course. Will continue to require masks.

“While statewide policy has changed, our store protocol has not. Mask use at our stores will remain. Our signs requiring mask use will remain posted at entrances and we will continue to make announcements in store.”

[🦢 @mslewarsy]

*Apologizes for being distant* *goes ghost again*

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

@JosephPomar @ScoobyDoo 🤯

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

What’s the hardest part of living with a significant other, you ask?

Finding time to discretely shave every inch of my body so I can maintain a sexy air of mystery. I don’t need him walking in on me while I’m shaving my toes.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Feel like it’s time to bring this gem back. Because it’s like... really cold in Texas again.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Yeah but like... it's like really cold in Texas rn too. https://t.co/RzHp3tt0wS

[Keri Blakinger @keribla]

NO THE FUCK WE ARE NOT.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Imma let you finish, Madrid, but I just wanted to say it snowed so much in Central Texas today that my dog had to wear TWO jackets.

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

“The whole of Madrid is at a standstill.”

Though many residents grabbed their skis at the first sign of snow in several years, storm Filomena has wreaked havoc on the Spanish capital.
@charliedevereux reports

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

Over-explaining yourself really is a trauma response.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

All they have to do is wait until the weekend and then change the locks when he’s golfing.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

@mirandatrynoski There is a god, and she’s smiling down upon us 🙌🏽

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

@mirandatrynoski @zaddyzepeda I would drive all the way from Austin to castroville to participate in this parade

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

TEXANS: if you’re in line at 7pm CT when polls close, STAY IN LINE. By law you must be allowed to vote.

[Mona @KARMEN300]

Me: ima stay off social media for my mental health today
Also me:

[Erin Albin Hill @ErinAlbinHill]

I'm so tired of hearing people say "we've survived 4 years of Trump, we can survive 4 more." There are A LOT of people who literally didn't survive because of his policies, decisions, and rhetoric. That statement is a statement of a ton of privilege.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

Dear @nytimes Spelling Bee, you forgot “abracadabra” and I feel cheated out of 11 points.

[Jordan Jimenez @jcjimenez_16]

@a_o_rdj @isaeiou Maybe he was talking about your big heart?