Brooke White

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[Sok-It @javasok]

The 3 guarantees in life:

-death
-taxes
-Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[worm @somethinglovely]

skrrt

[julia @juliashiplett]

“Why don’t you want to have kids?”

*motions hysterically in every direction*

[𝒆𝒎 @emmixxrose]

nice argument. unfortunately, yo mama

[Aus @austuck]

I used to draw tf out of a Sun in the corner of a paper when I was a kid.

[The Cooter Scooter 🛴 @fitty_d]

Do you ever just randomly sing the Andy Milonakis theme song

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

manifesting a 3 bedroom/3 bathroom apartment for $7 a month

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

Me in the kitchen not helping at all:

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

dogs when they see a squirrel

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I can’t believe I had a salad for dinner I’m lying in bed fuming right now because I literally ate leaves, on purpose, instead of bread? I’m absolutely starving and it’s my fault

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Someone put googly eyes on the entire drive thru Starbucks menu

[Netflix @netflix]

When Instagram & Facebook are down.

[Ali Beemer, APR @AliBeemerPR]

It's all here! **heavy breathing** #HHN30

[invader zim @f8the]

saying “srry im out of it today” as if im not like this everyday is my fav lie