This morning while having a company meeting a fucking turkey flew thru my office window. Luckily I wasn’t in there or it would have taken my head off. The one who made it in is still alive and currently locked in our spare office until the DNR gets here. What is life lol
Ned Stark: "You will train them yourselves, you will feed them yourselves, and if they die, you will bury them yourselves."
Not give them away after they risked their lives protecting you over, and over, and over again.
Ghost deserved better. #GameOfThrones
[during sex]
me: don’t stop
her: oh yeah
me: make it pop
her: mmm
me: dj blow my speakers up
her: wait
me: tonight, ima fight
her: is that fucking kesha?
me: til we see the sunlight :)