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[Colleen @Coll3enG]

my mom and I were driving and I decided to call my grandma and my grandma was like “hey sweetie I can’t talk right now, your mom’s at my door” and i was like “grandma I’m driving with my mom right now” and my grandma just said “oh darn you caught me, I just don’t want to talk”

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I wish Mario Kart had an option to just walk around instead of being in a car... Wanna get out of my car and smell the flowers... Pet the cows... Wanna feel my feet on the ground

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

auntie anne's can make a pretzel by herself, yet it takes five guys to make a burger. that's pretty telling.

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

i’m not very smart but one thing i do know for a FACT is that even the paparazzi team bryce

[James @CaucasianJames]

at a wedding and the little cousins just ordered a round of shirley temples. the night has officially started

[Céline @selangelic]

no one:

me when the random 13 year old on tiktok doesn’t put me on the “bad bitch zodiac signs” list

[mia @emotrends]

i’m too tired to take pics and prove i’m still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

I want to swallow a single marble I think I can handle it I’m an adult

[Zave @chefboone_]

Anyone in jail for weed needs to be released immediately

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

One of the biggest lies ever told is that poor people are poor because they don’t know how to manage their money. Meanwhile, two weeks into the pandemic, multi billion dollar corporations and businesses were begging for bailout money. Financial literacy my ass.

[✨ @theeglodan]

So y’all are ok paying taxes to send people to prison but sending people to college is where you draw the line ? Lol ok.

[🪡onnie @xr0sesx]

May is mental health awareness month, remember to take time for yourself this month and remember you are loved, cared for, and valued strongly and widely. 🤍

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Thinking about Parent Trap and how absolutely ridiculous it was to break up and say okay you take one twin and I’ll take the other.

[michael @iithinkheknows]

why do they look like the awkward english and history teacher who everyone suspects is dating

[JT @TheAlmightyJT]

I’m never gonna have a “prime” I’m just gonna get better every year until i die