brook

i eat rocks

they/any

[grosse pointe blanqui @ianchappellroan]

new zealand version of grindr that is just called trademe. is this anything?

[fat_demon.png @NorDelGoblin]

@ourmartyredlady Its all fun and games until I beat you to death with hand drawn 2/1 chudjak tokens

[brook @brooklerz]

loser tries level one magic trick and feels proud (only got burnt a few times)

[the destitute imbecile @mangomishap]

Dominos delivery tracker just sent me a picture of my dick i've never seen before

[Tyler, the consumer @cooper39_2079]

“Video games teach you nothing”

Ddlc:
Foid is the devil

Hollow knight:
Shit game never played it

Balatro:
Porn

[Potetoteto @TacoKobold]

Wordle fans when you point out the game's inherent misogyny

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Thinking you can keep a one land hand and you'll just draw the other one is the magic the gathering equivalent of thinking the stripper loves you

[Claire @withsympathee]

a gamer?? and a girl??? oh my god, magnitude 9 fapquake incoming!!!

[Bell Bearing Hunter @bellbearinghunt]

When you get mad at bro for genuinely selling on the game but you remember he prolly looks like this behind the screen

[halyfuro xxiii coming soon @halyconics]

it's so insane how when you see him in costume outside of the show you see him as Chace Crawford the handsomest man alive but the second he becomes the deep all that attraction just disappears and he becomes the biggest chud to ever live despite looking the exact same

[garshmo @garshmo]

You know when you’re in a river and you find a dead guy and it’s you so you get scared

[ٰ @05DoL]

Thanks for nothing dickhead

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

I said you’ve gotta be Jeff the Kidding me

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

me showing the police officer a picture of my penis because I’m bored

[brook @brooklerz]

the waiter spills some food on me and i assure them its fine as i start licking myself off like a cat