Brooklyn Parkhurst

i’m just tying to live life✌️

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

might fuck around and

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drop out of high school

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

@4WARDproject found near the Vietnam War Memorial in Washington, D.C.

we will drop it off in our home state of Iowa

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

i’ve discovered that 15-20 minute naps are freaking prime time baby

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

i’m that cousin

[ali @_aliparkhurst]

my cousin once told me “if the due date isn’t tomorrow, the do date isn’t today” and i honestly think she’s the reason i am going to fail

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

lol idc if you go through a hoe phase but DO NOT involve my little sister in your shit

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

me: i think i’m going to be done with babysitting

*books 3 babysitting jobs in 3 days*

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that’s why i poop
on company time

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

all 5 1D boys should be in dwts

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

meredith or hayden

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

unpopular opinion: i’d rather live a boring life than a crazy one and always be stressed about what’s going on

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

2020 in one pic:

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

*doesn't check grades*
*doesn't check bank account*
*pretends everything is ok*

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

aliens watching earth are like “i wonder if this is finally the last season”

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

@DavidDobrik please bring back boys with clothes on

[KaseyAnn Quigley @SchlichteKasey]

Iowa @ the governor

[Barbarian Apparel @BarbarianWear]

Quarterfinals of the Barbarian Apparel Second Chance Challenge!

#12 Whitmer
@WHSWrestling

vs.

#20 Wahawks
@WahawkWr17x

You have 24 hours to vote!

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

i’m going through pms so back off

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no one:
Barbie:

[Brooklyn Parkhurst @brooklyn_8bae]

more cheese

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

What three toppings would you add to this pizza? 🤔

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

I don’t understand why I can’t just wake up skinny