matt lewis

we like to bake so much it hurts.

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

@HowtheHeck207 Totally fine but it won’t have the same texture

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Just jumping on to say that the worst discourse of 2023 so far is Gas Stove discourse.

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

@shitfoodblogger

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I feel like this branding wasn’t well thought out..

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

@McHenryJD Oh no….not Hacks

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

it’s like the joker complaining about the terrible state of gotham’s water supply https://t.co/aUiXQOXYFQ

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

“Resort Fees” at regular ass hotels is the funniest shit that ever happened. Hell yeah hit me with that $39/night for local calls..,

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

In all seriousness, is @British_Airways out of business? Anyone know how to find a human to talk too?

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

If you need the soft dulcet tones of Great British Bake Off…My friend Roger (not on Twitter) made this and it kills me…

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@British_Airways do you have any numbers that work? trying to reach you re: baggage claim...and you offer a fax number? lol...for real?

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

bingeing Christmas movies like a madman and wow, forgot how bad the live action Grinch was...

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@goodoldben just a lot of weird hate for sheet pan dinners in general...totally strange...

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you all have some real intense reactions to "sheet pan dinners" and I just want to say, there are other more important things to focus on.

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https://t.co/tBt6AUedld

"Diet Dr. Pepper with sugar-free vanilla and coconut flavored syrups"

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@DayDreamer_2021 Oh no…

I’ll investigate. My apologies.

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

Food Editors: "How can we make people's life feel less joyous?"

The winning pitch by a large swath of journos "Here are 12 reasons why apple picking is worse than murder."

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I love buvette but I’m not sure the people in the line understand it might be Monday before they get to eat.

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Serious question: Do the 300 plus people waiting in line for Buvette wait all day for brunch?

[matt lewis @brooklynbaker]

have we ever needed anything less than a wifi enabled refrigerator?