brooklyn jayne

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[brooklyn jayne @brooklynjayneb]

@srspauld Same, no way.

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@harmebaseball13 Yep he was there!

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True life. Im addicted to buying storage containers. 🥴

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@harmebaseball13 Oh, you mean with my husband. I was confused, haha. Was it at Kings Island?

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@harmebaseball13 You think? 🤣

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There is nothing sweeter than a baby smiling in their sleep 😍

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Lol @ me. I just ordered a floor scooter (the kind from 4th grade gym class) so I can clean the baseboards more easily. Fml.

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@lindsbondy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I ordered basically the last of the stuff from our registry, and its all supposed to arrive on Tuesday. The Amazon driver is about to die with all 21 of my items 🤣

[brooklyn jayne @brooklynjayneb]

I took my extensions out last weekend and now I’m bald. FML.

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Could reeeeally go for some donuts right now.

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Ok wow this third trimester hit me like a ton of bricks 🥴

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Pretty sure my lunch is close to 6,000 calories and I have no shame. 30 weeks pregnant = an appetite like a teenage boy.

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I’ve been off work for 3 days and haven’t been to TJ Maxx. My husband should be so proud.

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@bryanpeters3 Already going on 6 months of no booze. Its not better yet 🤣

[brooklyn jayne @brooklynjayneb]

Decided I wasn’t going to drink Coke (or any pop) for the month of January. Day 2 and someone kill me, or I may kill someone else 😅

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Also, pregnancy hormones are raging. Life is great.

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Went out and bought bigger shoes, and well they still dont fit. Pregnancy is fun.

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Merry Christmas to me, I have cankles 😭

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I have prepped so much food for today. Probably enough for 15 people and there are only 5 of us 🤷🏻‍♀️