brooklyn

I’m good at Mario Kart and that’s kinda it

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

I would do DISGUSTING things just to hear

“Bryan Bulaga, Iowa” on my television

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

apple is the superior fall scent/flavor. fuck a pumpkin!

[first-hand eschatologist @BizzlePep]

Rutgers football

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

Don’t invite me nowhere with chairs that don’t have a back to it.

[Wolves In 6 @WolvesInVI]

JJ McCarthy now listed as QB4

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

That was the worst incident involving a timer in Michigan history and Ted Kaczynski went there

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

(to the tune of evenflow) cleveland show

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

[tailKATE ♥️🏒💙 @COgirlWIworld]

Might be my favorite picture in all of baseball. 😂

[Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 @heckyessica]

I do NOT believe that many company phone menu options have recently changed

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Changing a map label is one thing

Messing with the lyrics of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is another

[unethical october baseball liz 🚨 @lizaboth]

I know zero about PWHL but the latest discourse seems to be whether or not it’s feminist for a woman to take her husband’s last name but have we considered it’s actually just feminist to let women do what they want

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[juhi • ꕤ @fadesavenue]

date idea we lock tf in and learn the choreography from a night to remember from high school musical 3

[MLB @MLB]

Packers 22, Seahawks 0

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

are you really even a fashionista if you didn’t play Stardoll???

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

It is so hard to shake off the “young for my grade” identity in adulthood like I am never not surprised when someone is younger than me

[kira 🌟 @grogus_dad]

i fucking hate when netflix/streaming captions paraphrase what is said. why are you cutting out words. i’m using closed captions bc i have a hard time understanding what people are saying. WHY ARE YOU CHANGING IT.

[⃟⃞ @burydabarbie]

i hate when people pronounce aunt like “ant” ugh