brooklyn newman

Hairstylist, wine and gin drinker. party time enthusiast. I enjoy pinacoladas and getting caught in the rain.

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

@Allegiant 3.5 hour delay . Wouldn't be so bad if this airport wasn't freezing cold

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

#Contessa2017 this girl tho 👌🏼👀💜💋

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

#Contessa2017 the one thing I love more than hair ... WINE

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

Sharp babes out tonight #Contessa2017

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

#Contessa2017 love this babe of a boss ❤️❤️

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

My eastside delivery man had a moustache that curled up on the sides & said ciao I think it was Mario #shitashmosays #eastsidemarios@DrAshMo

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

You can always spot a Ruth @ambermea

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

Can't wait for boots to be over so my tinder goes back to normal . #boots #getouttamyrange

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

She may have a way with words but you don't . Your new song put the hit in shit @blakeshelton

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

Merry Christmas assholes

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

Sister act ? I thought this was parent trap .. Isn't whoopie Goldberg in parent trap ? @ambermea

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

Whoopi is a stupid fucking name #shitambersays @ambermeaxo

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

If you’re going to fall in love with something, fall in love with yourself — even though you’re a fucking mess.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Enjoy yourself tonight, but wear protection. And by that I mean, wear a helmet with those heels — they look good, but you're fucking clumsy.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Don't follow the crowd if you actually want to go somewhere in life, because you know where the crowd goes: Walmart. Fucking Walmart.

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

@mcollinsxo https://t.co/xI8Uq1z4GB

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Can't stop laughing at this

https://t.co/CbBAvsX2Sl

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The best way to cock-block yourself is to be nice to a girl.

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

They say you should stop using your phone an hour before bed .. I'm just gunna turn my brightness down @mcollinsxo

[brooklyn newman @brooklynn0326]

Dude. Can you love someone you can touch . @DrAshMo