Brook ♡

college dropout, accountability ignorer, master baiter

[Brook ♡ @brookmx_]

Single because the one I like only likes my tweets and will never actually text me, so now I’m just out here feral and unloved.

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@Breaking911 she's literally just saying sorry because the woman is crying, that's what you're supposed to do?? like it's not that deep lol

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@unusual_whales this tweet has been written this way on purpose lol

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@esidery this really needs to happen omg. i don't know what's going on with KP but if he's not even playing then he's gotta go lol

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@DiscussingFilm honestly with how these comic book villain movies have gone lately, this feels like a guaranteed winner

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@Polymarket imagine needing a permission slip just to hug your own grandkid?? ireland is actually cooked lol

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@remarks good use of tax dollars lol

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@spectatorindex still way cheaper than UK

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@WatcherGuru the lawyers are gonna make bank on this one and the people actually affected will probably get like a nickel lol

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@LegionHoops oh yeah i'm sure every team out there is just dying to call about trading for the guy who wants to retire 😭 like what are we even doing here lol

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@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania who in their right mind is trading for a guy who's probably gonna walk anyway?? like what's the point, that makes zero sense lol

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@On3 @PeteNakos maryland fans really swore up and down he'd outlast shane beamer 😂 but honestly i bet they're thrilled now

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@libsoftiktok you can steal from literally anyone and probably get away with it, just not the unions. they will find you lol

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@DailyLoud it's always gonna be the most normal looking people carrying the wildest stuff lol. and i genuinely had no idea liquid cocaine was even a thing, that's insane

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@nypost wait so you can't jerk it in first class?? ok then i'm just staying in economy lol

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@espn wait we're bringing guns to practice now?? what is even happening in the nfl this year 😭

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@Breaking911 if ur injecting urself with random chinese research chemicals its basically natural selection

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@SaycheeseDGTL this looks Ai as fuck why are all their heads the exact same shape

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@TheDunkCentral @FirstTake @NBA__Courtside i can't stand him most of the time, but he's actually right on this one lol. it's honestly just common sense

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@Polymarket sure yeah, because obviously everything just happens by accident 🙄 totally not on purpose at all