Brooks Brother

Stand-up comedian | Co-Founder Bushwick Comedy Club | Media Tech Nerd | New York Jets Apologist 🇸🇾✡️

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

He's a 7, but he ate 9

[Nico @N1C0_C4TT4N30]

Hey @SarahSquirm im breaking my 2 yr streak of only tweeting about Michael Bay’s movie “Ambulance” to ask you to do my comedy show in Brooklyn this Friday. we’ll pay u money i promise.

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Phils play Mon-Wed
Birds play Thurs
Jews play Fri
Union plays Sat

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Anything between 28th and 23rd street is in the FEZ (Fashion Exclusion Zone)

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Wow how could everyone dress so weirdly outside of the *squints* Fashion Institute of Technology

[𝙒𝙪𝙡𝙛. @aero_wulf]

The zoomers have gone insane

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

An Ode to the Jets ✈️😔

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

I hate script leaks

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

The NFL made a coin for this game where Tails is the Twin Towers? And we let it hit the ground?!

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Thank you Joo Dee

[proton @ProtonInspector]

I couldn’t imagine anywhere I want to live less than Dubai

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Me and the boys lining up to face the Mets

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

This Mets hit by pitch statcast graphic is hilarious

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

I hate this!

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Swiping on someone’s FB profile picture to see what they were like in middle school should be illegal

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

@SithL0rdJarJar Happy birthday big boy @__papa_

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Nixon could have been a podcaster

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Juice cleanse? Nah I just order sushi from a restaurant with a B health rating

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

Sweet apartment! Is there a place I can charge my phone, eat hot chip and lie?

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

@OrangeFreddyG Don’t forget the good things in the finite! Happy birthday Freddy!

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

You think I’m unprepared?!

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

None of you are prepared for how Amish America is about to become

[J.R. Youngblut @JRYoungblut]

I’m ready

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

@itsuhhbell WWI was just cousins getting mad at each other

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

That kid at the bar mitzvah who had an early growth spurt

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I love Jokic so much