Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone

SMU ‘16 #snowmountain | SAE PCP ‘12 #phialpha | ACK | trust fund baby | Choate lax | Crotch Bumper | moms fav #nailgun | #breadwinna

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Grounded #footdox

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Do yall prefer scneek gloop or zhard when yall r tossing it crispy chicken style

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

At the baggage claim waiting for my bag like a good little goycattle

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

I’m the fucking man

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Would’ve done more but twitter is #gay and has a letter limit

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Top 14 favorite athletes of all time
1. Patrick Kane (kicks ass)
2. Steph curry
3. Cassius Winston
4. Duncan Kieth
5. Marian Hossa
6. Kris Bryant
7. Anthony Rizzo
9. Javier baez
10. Matthew Stafford
11. Jack Fox
12. Megatron
13. Kenneth Walker
14. Denzel Valentine

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Top 14 favorite athletes of all time
1. Patrick Kane (kicks ass)
2. Steph curry
3. Cassius Winston
4. Duncan Kieth
5. Marian Hossa
6. Kris Bryant
7. Anthony Rizzo
9. Javier baez
10. Matthew Stafford
11. Jack Fox
12. Megatron
13. Kenneth Walker
14. Denzel Valentine

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Stuck behind the airplane beverage cart on my way back to my seat #awkward

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This Matt guy is firing on all cylinders rn. Good for u👍

[Matt Robinson @MattRob19]

Update:

I’ve now dropped below 190 for the first time since I was 17. I’m down 50.4 lbs from my heaviest. Have never felt this good in my adult life…

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Big x the plug collabing w Ella Langley is the most slop thing I’ve heard all week #2026sucks

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

#fuckmetillicry

[Johnnie-O @johnnieO]

Getting a head start on next year

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

SMU kappa “influencers” are gonna be the bane of my existence

[David “Scuba Diver” Hamlin DDS @DaveyScuba]

50 Things I hate. Inspired by @MNDegen69

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

So fucking cool

[Mildred “Rackatron” O’Brien @bappleslut]

My friend had FaceTime sex with clavicular and then he smoked meth after on the call

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Parents: "Move out"

Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser”

Boss: "Work harder"

DraftKings: “This is the one, champ”

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Buddy had a hinge date so hot I downloaded hinge right then and fucking there. So far no luck🫠

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Um how abt being fat???

[Rando @formerlyrando]

Most unattractive things a girl can do:

1. Have tattoos
2. Be on birth control/SSRIs
3. Smoke weed

[Brooks “Nailgun Beast” Brookstone @brooksbstone]

Eric church kicks so much fucking ass it’s not even funny

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Walking around the airport with my hs lacrosse backpack on letting everyone know I’m still a fucking nailgun

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Every man with a fully developed frontal lobe would pick B not even close

[VirtudMental @VirtudMental]

¿Cuál fisico elegirías?

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Zach Bryan actually fucking sucks