Brook Schnablé

could not talk or talk forever

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why are you so inclined to make that subaru fast and loud?

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watching your toddler eat soup will make you wanna see god

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sort of cant believe just like anyone can go and send an email directly to you.

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bodegas need to sell looseys but theyre tampons

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every conversation i have with my mom could kill me

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i be out here complaining about rubbernecking like its the 50s

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this is how you promote

[Cher @cher]

Album Came Out… Think Its
Good

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being blonde is incredibly embarrassing

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i sort of always knew...

I just got result 'Rich Southern Aunt' on quiz 'Which Brian Jordan Alvarez Character Are You?'. What will you get? https://t.co/VpZZWfSOcE via @uquiz @brianjoralvarez

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i do like the cop slide discourse, i do, im not above it.

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every office toilet just takes your toilet paper and shreds it up but leaves the pee in there. sick of it. sick of it all.

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not sure if everyone knows that the best way to start your day is by saying "i love you puppy" to a dog in your bed

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not for nothing, but i sort of think spotifys gone downhill since i left

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@_B___S Flower!

[Alma @glumirror]

Cute

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update: tested this out tonight, HUGE laughs

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instead of tomato girl summer, which is every summer for me, im doing fat bastard summer. its when i just keep quoting fat bastard all the time.
(i do think ive tried this before)

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i took the subway...for the first time in years...to brooklyn...and i gotta say. still dont care for either!!!

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@PopCrave insane bummer

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take me back to nyc, 2012, during restaurant week where me and my friends would revel over a little 40 dollar prix-fixe menu somewhere sooo bad