Brooks Lopez

I'm somebody.

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

We’ll miss you Pee Wee!

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

Anyone notice that the legality of the 3 M’s (Marijuana, Mushrooms & MDMA) was recently culturally protested thru pop movies & series & now, since it kind of worked, the same players (i.e., Seth & Jonah) are seemingly doing the same for cocaine & ketamine? Legalize👍🏻 Legitimize👎🏻

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Donate to 8th Annual All Day Hall Day https://t.co/d4ZtkEsSUG

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Does Eno Cordova remind anyone else of Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries? #JediSurvivor

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Is that Damon Wayans Sr. Sr. in the back right corner or is it just Drake’s Uncle?

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@AB84 AB has an interesting understanding of the word professionalism.

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@KevinHart4real trust me Kevin; everybody doesn’t want to be famous. We all might want the power of influence and/or the lifestyles of the rich; but fame… that’s just a consequence. If your message is to bet on sports; then you’ve done a great job… kudos.

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Can creativity & cleverness be swapped with ripped-from-the-pages unimaginative nostalgia? Miller Lite & Staples commercials use Ace of Base’s “The Sign.” Miller Lite uses the song to hint to a SIGN that has the drink’s caloric information & Staples uses it to sell actual Signs!

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

When I die I want my ashes to be scattered across the multiverse. Is that asking for too much?

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

When someone reminds you that your zipper is down; remind them that they came that way. #XYZ

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Maui Wowie, Purple Haze, Pineapple Kush… meet Tahoma 31… the new hybrid that puts you on your ass. #SuperBowHits

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“He’s probably one of the unheralded Tight Ends in the game.” #BrilliantCommentating

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In a nation obsessed with pronouns I’m still always assumed to be a woman because my parents had the audacity to name me Brooks. If you think all humans named Brooks are female (or really named Brook(e) because somehow we’re misspelling our own names), congratulations… you win.

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

Remember when Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” was our breathalyzer? The more you were believin’ the more you needed a taxi for leavin’.

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

I was popping around this cornographic website because I thought I butter see this video of Kernel Cobster grabbing a stalk of maize by the ear and shucking it until it creamed of corn into a field of dreams.

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@pattonoswalt Johnny Larue’s inspiration!

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@XfinitySupport what’s going on in Middle River, MD why have I been offline for 24 hours?!

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

I Guess Disney wants us to remember Leia is a floater.#FloatOrDie

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Just sitting here wondering if there’s any correlation to how bad a chicken was to how tender & tasty it is for eating. You gotta pay those big bucks for those bad clucks.

[Brooks Lopez @brookslopez]

It was on this day in the Spring of ‘95 that Coolio’s Gangstas Paradise Sprung. #Foolio #PrankstasParadise