My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:
RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out
LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence
@Mamabenergy2 The funny part is the project 2025 link in the Matt Walsh tweet is a fake, sarcastic homepage with the trailer to his new documentary being the only interactive piece but no one actually clicked it and chose to take it at face value.