BrooloSoCoolo

CEO of humongous gargantuan asshole-tearing shits

[SGVCityWatch @SGVCityWatch]

Man Ends His Life in El Monte Yoshinoya Drive Thru: https://t.co/iitcfgAVbM

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

they put me on the Too Fly List

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

Como se siente la primera vez que se te sale la cabeza del pito afuera del prepucio:

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Saw a guy walking around just now

[doxie @doxie_gay]

-mexican accent- bro imagine

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Im srsly considering misbehaving right now

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

tonite we staying up till one billion o clock

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I'm not wiping my butt until marriage

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

my most recent bowel movement was a love letter to poop

[debo @killmefam]

From the tip of my asscrack under the gooch to the tip its 5.91”

[damn ass rock @nmjcu]

onion rings? I’m answering

[Christian @beanerbastard]

I was Mexican before it was cool

[debo @killmefam]

Squidward acts like he hates spongebob but deep down he really cares about him and loves him

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

I can tell you’re on nicotine dude

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

damn this cigarette got me highhhhhh fuckkkkk

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for

[notyourdad666 @cherrybomb3r1]

Me when someone mentions beer and a hotdog

[anya @yawnyaa]

call me a triangle with two equal sides the way i so sillies