Caleb Skinner

I like broomsticks, horses, dogs, and any girl that will date me.

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

So if anyone left any slightly showy undergarments in the boys change room, that would be great if you could pick it up #thong

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

HOLY SONNET! Do I ever love poetry! #sarcasticremarks#donnepuns

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

I've learned most from English is don't tell an English Major Grad you don't like interpreting poetry if you don't like scary rants #soscary

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

Thanks Richard Cory for showing us a plot twist for the ages and wrecking every girl's view of the perfect man #disappointment #riprichard

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

John had a change of heart because he was Donne with his loose living #donnepuns

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

Herbert IS a pervert always trying to get metaphysical #letsgetmetaphysical#herbertthepervert

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

@TeamKoning Maybe the change in government will lead to a change in English curriculum!
#learntolovepoetry#koningrants

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

I'll never be able to look at my grandparents the same way again #pornetry #learntolovepoerty

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

It never ceases to amaze me how fast people will run the other way when I take off my shirt at the beach #hairychest #sexyandiknowit

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

Let's be honest, if all your loved ones died and you went blind, I would never write an epic #respect #paradiselost

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

Not gonna lie; John Dunne's post- conversion poetry really blew my mind today #blow#iamdunne

[Caleb Skinner @broomstickbison]

I just don't understand how a 35 year old perv can get 17 year olds hotties and I can't. #confused#hairylife