Talk about a stellar audition tape. I’m sure the producers from the bachelor will be calling me any day now. (Don’t worry the swelling should go down in a couple of days if you want me to film Hannah’s season) #BachelorNation@BachelorABC
U.S. News & World Report announced rankings today and #SWOSU was ranked in four categories! One list featured schools whose bachelor’s degree grads carried the lightest debt load. SWOSU ranked #14 in the west half of the U.S. & best among all Okla. universities! #BestColleges
Anyone else have grandparents do weird stuff that was explained by the fact that they lived thru the Depression?
We’re going to be those grandparents.
“Daddy why is grandma clorox wiping the grocery bags?” “She lived thru COVID honey she doesn’t talk about it.”
Southwestern Oklahoma State University is moving to FULLY VIRTUAL COURSE DELIVERY FOR THE REMAINDER OF SPRING SEMESTER 2020. For more details and information, go to: https://t.co/ttP8AduFi1
The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
After much consideration, I’d like to announce my commitment to Zoom University to further my education. Thank you to everyone and especially the coronavirus for making this possible🙏
You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.
If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?
You know what really upsets me? When I get a message from a girl on Instagram being so nice and trying to become my friend, only to ask if I want to become my own boss babe 3 messages later. I’d love to be friends but I’m not buying your pyramid scheme homegirl.