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gods favorite 🫧 (◕︿◕✿).

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@offbeatorbit @chrisrosecas you gotta! plan your order out before you go and def get a milkshake. there’s 40 flavors and you can mix and match lmao.

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@20sideddie lmao

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telling my family i like fantasy books and then immediately having to say “NOT the elf fucking kind” before they all get me a court of thorns and roses for christmas

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@seulsbit i love it!!! i did high school english then elementary special education then elementary literacy intervention. i’m becoming a literacy coach in the fall so i can help teachers NOT get burned out. it’s HARD but it’s worth it :)

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@seulsbit @oceana_roll yeah i’ve been doing it for 13 years and seen a LOT of people do it as just a job and they’re gone the next year BUT there are some people who do realize they have a lot of passion for it

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@Imfullofdoubt @oceana_roll ah you’re right - I interpreted “human bodies” as dealing with their organs/blood etc rather than meaning “working with people” but good point

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@oceana_roll paras

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@oceana_roll teaching/anything in public education like aides or paeas. the pay isn’t good but there’s a huge shortage and there will always be teaching jobs.

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

[punchable whackable punished bitch @wonton_sarah]

if you’re scared to visit Asheville, North Carolina you should be lobotomized

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i just got a great job with a gobbledygook title (literacy facilitator which means “teacher coach.”) i’m happy but less funny. moving to charlotte over the summer. here’s chicken biscuit in the sunshine.

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in related news i have 5 job interviews lined up in the next 8 days in school systems that aren’t batshit insane

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the tiny podunk county school system that i teach in was featured on libs of tiktok last week which is an absolutely insane thing that i can’t talk to anybody i teach with about.

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@generalslug i still have a bottle of pink sugar as a fun little nuclear bomb for when i want to remember high school

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@caylenb cowboy!!!!

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3rd grade student this morning told me “I realized the other day that north carolina is a really important state because we have the Panthers.” thats right little buddy. keep that in your heart forever.

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

obama car: let me beep clear

[sergi @sergiart5_]

self-aware
oil on paper, available

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@keydget chicken biscuit combo

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