When it comes to gifts I’m very easy to buy for. I want what every woman wants: a completely foiled out & foreign snowoko legacy deck & someone who stands behind me saying “wow, what a big brain play” whenever I cast anything
Dating is a lot like learning to play Magic: It’s difficult & time consuming. Your parents are always confused. Takes forever to find a deck you like.
And most importantly I’m not very good at it.
next time your boy loses a game of magic, say “wow, how lucky. Can’t believe they top decked the only card that mattered” & get ready for the best day ever
I still remember on my third date with my girlfriend, I whipped out my magic the gathering binder in the Alamo drafthouse parking lot. C R I N G E. A S F
mtg guys have 0 excuse for not having communication skills because I’ve seen you all announce every single game action, phase, and trigger like your life depended on it