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[Owen @Owennfa]

My boomer dad asked me last week why I'm still renting at 43.

I told him a starter home in our area is $410,000.

He said "so save up."

I said the down payment alone is $82,000.

He said "that's not so bad, break it into pieces."

I said after rent, insurance, and daycare I put away maybe $400 a month.

He did the math out loud. Got to seventeen years. Went quiet.

Then he said something I didn't expect.

"I put down $3,200 on our first place. I had it saved in eight months working at the plant."

Then he just sat there for a second.

"I always thought you kids were exaggerating."

That's it. That's the whole conversation.

He wasn't being cruel. He genuinely had no idea. Nobody ever showed him the number.

Most of them aren't defending the system. They just never looked at it.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

I have never seen a community note go so hard before 😂

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I want every foreigner visiting America for the World Cup to realize this is 100% legal.

And every town in the USA is filled with patriots who have armories like this. Every block, actually.

This is why we will never be conquered and are awesome 🇺🇸

[KNICKS BEAST @KnicksBeast]

It brings me great joy that Wemby will have to watch this highlight his entire career.

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

This streamer was 15 years clean and wanted to help a junkie off the street get his life together. They both ended up completely hooked on fentanyl live on stream...

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay ZERO federal income tax.

Why is a nurse in Queens making $75K a year and paying $12K in taxes??! “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary.

The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Yep

As of today, the federal minimum wage would need to b

$210 per hour

to equal the same spending power $1.60 per hour had in July of 1971 on a 40 hour week

[flex @lowkflex]

to become batman the first step is to lose your parents

[MB @mbsfauer]

Este es el tipo de noticias que quiero que me muestre el algoritmo.

Granny knows how it's done.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN WORLDWIDE

[Kings of JDM @kingsofjdm]

A modified Nissan Skyline featuring over 40,000 LED lights has entered the Guinness Book of Records.🤯🔥

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[George “GBWalkDown” Buehler @aboutdatcash67]

Imagine being 8 years old and seeing this edit of yourself on the internet man I’d be losing my fucking mind

[chase @therealchaseeb]

Maybe the most insane community note of all time lol

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

BREAKING 🚨🚨: In a jaw-dropping disclosure, former U.S. President Joe Biden and his son, Hunter Biden, pocketed $10 million in Burisma bribes. Moreover, Biden has tried to bury explosive evidence that the Bidens took $5 million each to kill a Ukrainian corruption probe.

[RUSSEL @TwitchRussel]

You’re telling me the IRS can break the law 42,695 times but WE can’t miss out on paying taxes ONCE?