Brosmopolitan

popping collars, crushin ices, writin the monthly Alpha Zeta Tau newsletter. tweet @ me bro, using the tictactoe #brosmo.

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I get distraught when a walnut goes flying out of my salad during the chopping process. If it's a piece of chicken, I'm inconsolable.

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hey how do you get apple tv for your computer?

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Today's disappointment: my landlord emailed me a Pet Rider. It's a set of rules for having pets, and not (as I thought) a dog saddle.

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The opera comes to Citi Field: https://t.co/NM6wJ3MK2B

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Those 5-to-1 odds of the Heat winning next year's NBA championship are probably gonna fluctuate a tad.

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Good luck tweeting about anything today, Teams That Aren't Cleveland!

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And @KingJames to Cleveland! You now have Johnny Football and Lebby Basketball (working on that second one)

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During @troytulo's current 8-game hitting streak, his batting average has soared from .353 to .350

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Dear @chrisbosh. If my industry had a maximum salary, and someone in an awesome city offered me that max, I'd take it. All I'm saying.

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Well based on #BrazilvsGermany we can safely say that #USA would have beaten Brazil 4-0. That's how soccer works.

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Friends don't let friends make the "Well that's [length of time of a video] I'll never get back" joke.

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Remember the good ol' days, when only 90% of @YouTube videos had ads?

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Dude. #Djokovic knows how to celebrate with a bro hug.

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Thought 1: Federer is 32. Why does everyone keep calling him old?
Thought 2: I'm 29 and I grunt when I try to get out of a beach chair.

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#Djokovic #Federer holy crap these guys are just phenomenal.

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Enjoy good things while they last. -- fresh bagel proverb

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Per @espn, last year's hot dog eating champ ate 20,000 calories in 10 minutes, enough for an average human to survive up to four months.

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@PartyHop @usainbolt hungry for a WIN