BroTeam HR

Handling internal BroTeam disputes. Also looking into the ongoing issue of Sean's sexual harassment of Secretary-Chan.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@ReidSohlden The basement is entry-level in Ampill Enterprises. You have to climb the corporate ladder just like everyone else, bud.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@ReidSohlden Tough shit, cupcake. Mr. Ampill uses the term to refer to those he deems not worthy of his greatness. Being offended is a sign.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@idlediletante @Broteam_MSPaint @BroTeamPill @BroteamSupport Yeah, sorry. He's new here.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@BroTeamPill Sir, you've got to stop. The phones are ringing off the hook over here.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@BroTeamPill We will contact the airport and report him immediately, Mr. Ampill. You shouldn't have to raise your voice at normals.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@BroTeamPill We'll get to adding these to the Donation Alert post-haste, Mr. Ampill.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@Broteam_writers @BroTeamPill Mr. Ampill's personal computer was too far away and he had to play Metal Gear on the toilet.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@BroTeamCatering We are all eternally employed.
There is no rest for the wicked.
Or in this case, Mr. Ampill's employees.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

A box just showed up in the mailroom and these were in it. Who ordered all this shit?

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@Broteam_writers @broteamant1 @BroTeamPill Writing staff, this is completely reprehensible behavior. Continued harassment won't end well.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@slugshaming @btpmotivational Look, we got a lot on our plate right now. New branches should follow the branches and affiliates we follow.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamUNION @broteamant1 @BroTeamPill As long as it's not an employee.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamUNION @broteamant1 @BroTeamPill Mr. Ampill has been sent a memo and should reply at his leisure. We wait with baited breath.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamUNION @broteamant1 @BroTeamPill No more kidnapping employees, though.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamUNION @broteamant1 @BroTeamPill We must consult Mr. Ampill, but we are optimistic.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamant1 @broteamUNION @BroTeamPill Make the ants move your legs for you.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamant1 @broteamUNION @BroTeamPill We don't understand how you're still a hostage at this point.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamant1 @broteamUNION @BroTeamPill That can be arranged. There is room in the budget for a Handupass Division.

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamant1 @broteamUNION @BroTeamPill Ant Division, do you control the ants like Ant-Man?

[BroTeam HR @broteamHR]

@broteamUNION @broteamant1 @BroTeamPill Fuck, now we've got to make this a whole thing. Give us a bit to write up homicide forms.