aubrey

what’s a God without a little OD

[64 @rxswago]

everytime I get close to the answer the question changes

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[. @babybleed3]

Is it love bombing if I love you doe

[Jordan A. Hayles @MR_STiXX]

Put her on the 20

[miu @yours__xo]

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[Drizzy @Drake]

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[hunter @3gpmh]

taking a break from literature to indulge in substance abuse and women’s thighs

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I’m not even shy I just have nothing to say

[redrum @griffisu]

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#fahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Skely @123skely]

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

March in Canada is really just a different season every day

[stephen ➫ @stephenattong]

this is how spadina looks to me

[anthony🇻🇦 @stANTH0NY]

all this trauma and still no sharingan.

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

U call it substance abuse I call it my chemical romance

[jake @jakesjr7]

While you ignore me there are 10 other women ignoring me, don't feel special

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus