Check out thy fireplace in thy new bachelor pad at my favorite monastery! Life really do be goin great, loveth these brethren with thy whole heart!! #ForeverBrethren#NewRoom
Spent thy day grinding on thy monastery construction. Simplifying architecture game strong! May God haveth mercy on thy soul. πͺπΌπ #BasicBrethren#LordGivethMeStrength
Did ye knoweth leading a more pure life means thy prayers are worth more? Become a monk and join thy brethren today! May God haveth mercy on thy soul. β¨β¨β¨β¨#SuperiorChristians#JesusLovesYou
Thine Abbey be makin bank. King Edward III, God thanks ye for your contribution to thy faith. Your soul will be surely saved! May God haveth mercy on thy soul. ππΌπ€πΈπ°
Monks be tellin thine homies βpull upβ like we as monks arenβt meant to distance ourselves from our fellow brethren to liveth a truly pure and divine life. Okay Atticus, tis is why God layeth His wrath upon ye. #Imbecile#RespectTheRulesKaren
Thy heard brother Atticus ask for beef at supper. Thy should be rideth of thy abbey! May God have mercy on thy soul. π€―π€ #NoSpeaking#NoRedMeat#CancelAtticus1348
God hath placed us on thine earth for one reason: to worship and praise. So, as He commands, go find a mountain so that He may bless thyself with His presence. May God have mercy on thy soul.ππΌβ¨ #monklife#devotethyself