Mark Burtenshaw

That's Gui...like the butter, not what's on your screen.

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

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[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

I feel compelled to state that I am not on a plane. #follow-up #HI34 @cgpgrey @BradyHaran @HelloInternetFM

Truly the gift that keeps on giving.

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

It may not change their minds... but if it can, it's worth the try. https://t.co/fE9WCRlAUc

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@ldsbishop Reporting mission w/ HCman, both he & youth speaker were no shows. Bishop had me go for it, w/ a 5 min testimony called up after.

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@Air_ikahh The IT Crowd. It's hilarious. I know I'm a bearded stranger on the other side of the continent...but you just gotta trust me.

[𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇í @HenriLeChatNoir]

Wishing upon a star seems a little misguided to me, considering it may have burnt out a million years ago.

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@fivecrows Shoulda brought the power strip...

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

«@organizedthings «@SciencePorn This girl got a damn nice tan http://t.co/eyqvd54aUd»» hahahahahaha!

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@LDSStakeClerk Because 1) poor people are duped into thinking they can win it big, and 2) spend money there instead of feeding their kids.

[𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇í @HenriLeChatNoir]

I believe in self-improvement. For you, I mean.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

There's bike infrastructure... & then there's Dutch bike infrastructure. World's 1st suspended bike traffic circle:

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@fivecrows Half now, half before bed...or all before bed. Always go out on a high note.

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

This appearance by my friend @CraigyFerg at #W00tstock during #ComicCon was TOTALLY unplanned and TOTALLY AWESOME!! https://t.co/aar80hYP8d

[𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇í @HenriLeChatNoir]

If this is all there is to our existence, as long as I have a comfy pillow, I'm okay with it.

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@mikerugnetta Is this a book? Because if this is a book, I need to know where I can purchase it.

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@mikerugnetta if you have a garden hose, use that as your voice.

[KUER's RadioWest @radiowest]

.@saxdavid: Greatest change around the world is the complete embrace of low-end cuisine by high-end chefs

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

RT @Sara2Dee2: // Gotta love data.

[Mark Burtenshaw @brothergui]

@geeksthenewcool @recordingguru This is amazing.