Brother Lizardo

HullSeal, Mad Genius, Tactical forecaster and occasionally a forest yip yip

[Van @VanTheBrand]

My theory is he’s gonna sell/transfer/license in perpetuity the user data to X Corp, leave all the debt and unpaid bills at Twitter Inc., then have Twitter Inc. file bankruptcy & try to let the creditors have the “valuable” name and logo etc.

[jack @jack]

All your Threads are belong to us https://t.co/FfrIcUng5O

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

Ouch:
https://t.co/12spIlXLMt

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🎂 🎂

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

um

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

one tank
https://t.co/mEtPp8XZl7

[Disney @Disney]

The first-ever Disneyland After Dark: Pride Nite is coming to @Disneyland during Pride Month in June! This separately ticketed event celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community & allies will have themed entertainment, Disney characters, specialty menu items & more: https://t.co/Y6vOJ3QXms

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

trans not tr@ns

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

@thatpetewoods https://t.co/5Esl4ybw0B

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

Going forward Twitter will be lower down in my bookmarks and apps. I will continue to watch the dumpster fire but I am trying out other places:
https://t.co/KlBB97qvqT
https://t.co/8hG3shCiDb
#TwitterExodus #dumpsterfire

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

@violetblue Can we get more info on TLS API being deprecated. Wah?

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

#DistantLegacy3308 #EliteDangerous

[Violet Blue® @violetblue]

Meanwhile at Twitter HQ

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

dusty in here
https://t.co/KV2VWVT2AU

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Is the “red wave” the parade of angry faces on Fox News fuming over what went wrong?

[OPB @OPB]

On this day 52 years ago, an infamous event happened in Oregon... 🐋💥 https://t.co/jmtDftrfU2

[Brother Lizardo @brotherlizardo]

@thatpetewoods

[Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade]

What do you think the final tweet will be?
Use the hashtag #TheFinalTweet.
January 2023. Only two twitter accounts remain.
Elon asks the other account for 75 cents.
@GailSimone replies, Do you want to know my profound thoughts on Godzilla’s taint?
Twitter goes dark.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The sledgehammer of death falls on all of us, but Gallagher knew that when life splashes its messiest debris upon us, you could always reach for the tarp of faith and friendship.

[Drew Harwell @drewharwell]

Spokesperson for pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly says they're in communication with Twitter to address the fake-but-verified Eli Lilly tweet that has been up for three hours and has 1,500 retweets and 10,000 likes https://t.co/Ai3lq50YRh