brother Watson

Hi guys, brother Watson here! Proud player of “PiqueblinderzXI” #BW69 🔥

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

The reason for inactivity is that we’ve been working 24/7 to get Augustus’ prison ban lifted. He was sentenced 6 months for his 37th shoplifting crime. This time he was found in the “pick n mix” aisle with his head in the fazzles box. Thankyou for your patience. #prayforAugustus

[Lee Morris @mozza_lee]

When they open an extra til in Aldi and someone sprints in front of you!

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

@DeludedWay They’re as dry as this page. So very dry.

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

LETS HAVE IT YOU FUCKING CUNTSSSSS

[Ronan Judd-English @RonanJudd8]

@PiqueXi Let’s have it 🔥🔥 #HereToCreate

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

It's new signing Nico Schulz! 📝

(PS: To answer everyone's questions, no, we will not be bringing on De Ridder, De Roover or Genereux next season)

(PPS: Mehmet Yildiraz will not be the referee during our Summer Tour)

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

@AugustusW69 @PiqueXi @watson_uncle69 Blocked

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

WEGOAGAIN #TILTEDTOWERS #WHEREWEDROPPINGBOYS #YKTD

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

@will_ee_am What

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

I’m back.

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Division 7 we’re coming for you 💜

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Good 3-0 win boys! 💜

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Disappointing 1-2 loss in our first home game ;( Augustus with a late penalty given away. Live and learn 🔴⚪️

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

#Feelincute

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Dunno what happened but went Ibiza on the weekend and got a tan! I am now brother Watson. #watsondisease

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

What a victory! First clean sheet in the 100th game (ish) for the club! Great to start div 8 with a solid 0-1 win! 🔴⚪️ #togetherstronger #wearewatson

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

@C_Spence8 Good luck on your new chapter my friend. #TogetherStronger

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Couldn’t be happier with the transformation. The #Watson disease is spreading. Thanks for all the support over the luka milivojevic period but it’s time for a change. Please join me in welcoming #whitewatson into the #Watson family. #watsonforever

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Here we go 😬😬😬

[brother Watson @brotherwatson69]

Hi everyone! Just want to let you know I am soon going to under go a serious plastic surgery. Wish me luck! It’s in the hope that our performances improve! #piqueblinderzXI #justiceforwatson