salty cian

i dont know

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Gotta haggle with zingys for a kebab, luckily Francie has hagglin skillz

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

@Mike1343King oh shit a reason to use twitter

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

I know she means well but mom 6000 free texts isn't a fucking target

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Anybody wanna cut my hair I don't know what budgeting is I have no self-image

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

@__LilL__ know the feel

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

I don't smoke weed.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

So much better than me at everything

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Gonna have to go home and improve my tweezer handling. Shit they don't teach you in college like.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Got the job, fucking delighted.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Do you have your strange tho?

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Neil Young is the greatest guitarist alive.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Dilated pupils and wide smiles tonight.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

I swear my CVs are being used as toilet paper. I just wanna be a horticulturist.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

"Hi, would you take a CV?" "SURE, LET ME JUST GO BURN THIS IN THE BACK WITH A SALT PENTAGRAM DRAWN ON THE FLOOR"

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

When you're so hungover breathing makes you nauseous

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

Don't go near a dip dab if you've brushed your teeth.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

I mean can you even pronounce macabre.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

love it when people think being cynical means they're being realistic.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

dropped out, unemployed, unstable. feel like i should start a blog.

[salty cian @brothyslothy]

dublin just ain't gonna work me thinks